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Episode 139 – Bad Birds

  • August 15, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/dR5YrYxZIzs/139BadBirds.mp3

The crew decides to don their spy clothes to undercover the mystery of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage. Can they steal any real information from under the watchful eyes of the workers? And what secrets does the nearby skin merchant hide?

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Episode 138 – Leather Daddy Dimension

  • August 8, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/57GEJLA0Xmk/138LeatherDaddyDimension.mp3

Shira meets her families old friend face to face, but can she convince Brekt to help? And will the rest of the crew be able to rescue the children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage?

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Episode 137 – Orphan Viewing

  • August 1, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/ZrnYZyKfkG8/137OrphanViewing.mp3

Shira stalks into the cellar of Brekt’s tower, looking for it’s hidden owner. Meanwhile, the others decide it’s finally time to save the children.

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Episode 136 – Bird Smoke

  • July 25, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/opW5Z8F7a1Q/136BirdSmoke.mp3

The remaining members of the crew break into Brekt’s tower to rescue Sapphire and Shira from the police. It might be a little more difficult then just fixing a gutter though.

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Episode 135 – Muscle Cavalry

  • July 18, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/9fT3ZsFzgPI/135MuscleCavalry.mp3

Undeterred, Shira and Sapphire infiltrate the mysterious brass tower that should hold a clue to her family, as the rest of the team rolls up to provide support.

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Episode 134 – Several Pomeranians

  • July 11, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/QHuWOnBpjtI/134SeveralPomeranians.mp3

Can Shira survive the dangers of her own curse, and the deadly magic of her own comrade Sapphire melody? Can Pegasus  find the proper lie to explain why they’re standing in a dead man’s private room breaking his stuff???

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Episode 133 – Free Love

  • July 4, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/gL8JZScvDOQ/133FreeLove.mp3

Our team continues to butt their heads against the mystery of the golden accounts room, while Shira and Sapphire melody ride into soggy Little Occam, looking for answers.

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Episode 132 – Get Danced On

  • June 27, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/Jbd8ZcEjd-o/132GetDancedOn.mp3

Our heroes stumble on something mysterious, and search for what’s hidden beneath the surface. Meanwhile, Sapphire Melody goes on her own adventure through Shira’s belongings.

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Episode 131 – Kerfuffle

  • June 20, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/bQYt4FT55eQ/131Kerfuffle.mp3

Our heroes in the secret dock prepare to cause a ruckus and widespread chaos, as Shira carefully peels back the envelope on an old, lost letter.

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Episode 130 – Inventory Management

  • June 13, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/-zgBBVV3yvQ/130InventoryManagement.mp3

Can the players infiltrate the secret dock without instantly and immediately alerting every single murderer to their presence? And is doing that easier or harder than granting new life to a many eyed new friend?!

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Episode 129 – Claw Debate

  • June 6, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/hDqWfbXE0uY/129ClawDebate.mp3

The players engage in a one on one fight with giant construction equipment over a definitely lethal drop. Also, shopping!

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Episode 128 – Dancing Shoes

  • May 30, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/ywvlQRAL9ck/128DancingShoes.mp3

Our heroes decide to investigate the hidden room of the Tower of Commerce, rather than burn it down immediately. After all, it’s not like there’s any real danger there is there? Meanwhile, Shira and Sapphire Melody attempt to enter to the mysterious marked door in Wintershome, hopefully without also destroying everything.

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Episode 127 – Piece-ified

  • May 23, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/XWSrk__owvI/127Pieceified.mp3

It’s time to break walls and break necks! Time to shatter stone and the daily commission rate of textile salesman. Time to harvest toothpaste and consider harvesting bones.

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Episode 126 – The Big Shady

  • May 16, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/8zBlWihFoGI/126TheBigShady.mp3

Determined to take the fight to their enemies a little bit, the team splits up. One group heads back to infiltrate the Benbow Inn, while the other head the investigate the Tower of Commerce. Can they find the secrets of the tower with pure stubborness?

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Episode 125 – Fishdogs

  • May 9, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/870b-XEJdyM/125Fishdogs.mp3

Their business complete, and their names forever etched into the halls of athletic competition, our heroes prepare to leave the smuggler’s tavern when something unexpected stops them dead in their tracks.

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Episode 124 – Lords of the Board

  • May 2, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/d042l0oxlr8/124LordsoftheBoard.mp3

The whole team meets back up, and decide how best to use their stolen prize. Use it to destroy their enemies? Sell it for an exorbitant fee? Crush it into dust and have Beans eat it? Endless choices. One thing is sure though, something is going on in Smuggler’s Cove.

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Episode 123 – Don’t Eat That

  • April 25, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/XKYYByGZWMw/123DontEatThat.mp3

Pegasus is forced to make a decision, can he save Sapphire Melody while avoiding getting killed by a squad of heavily muscled thugs and Melody herself? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew steps foot into Smuggler’s Cove for the first time in awhile, and find much has changed.

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Episode 122 – Improper Window Use

  • April 18, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/bOEEgMe2NUU/122ImproperWindowUse.mp3

Prize in hand, our heroes look back on the warped inn and wonder what powerful magic they might just be handing over. Is the money worth what might happen?

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Episode 121 – Tiny Bed

  • April 11, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/c4yCQEw2b_0/121TinyBed.mp3

It was supposed to be an easy job. A quick buck. But now our heroes are staring down an infinite stretch of empty hotel halls, and it looks likes they’re gonna have to work for their paycheck.

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Episode 120 – Hollowed Halls

  • April 4, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/XH5s8lJ9rAw/120HollowedHalls.mp3

When Lolani left, she didn’t just leave behind friends and good memories, but also dark, unfinished mysteries. What lurks inside the once warm Benbow Inn? Can the players get a quick payday and survive?

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Episode 119 – Shop Lyfe

  • March 28, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/aLHKKTEyhQo/119ShopLyfe.mp3

Our heroes are between missions, and that can only mean one thing! A calm and complete inventory of the current state of Atla politics and recent events, with a focus on linking previously acquired errant facts into one cohesive answer. Or we could totally just go shopping!

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Episode 118 – Scorched Rock

  • March 21, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/Q2ALp_KNHOI/118ScorchedRock.mp3

Our heroes had plans. They had shopping to do, side quests to manage, tasks to get done. But that was before this morning, and now the only thing that matters is figuring out what happened.

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Episode 117 – The Other Side

  • March 14, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/3vW0A1XS8IQ/117TheOtherSide.mp3

Only half the crew got to see what was waiting for them as they woke in the morning, so that means we still have more to see! And no matter how much some of them, and us, might just want things to go back to way they were, the world seems changed forever.

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Episode 116 – Highfive

  • March 7, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/DV5ibllCSFg/116WakeUpDead.mp3

A carriage bounces through the streets of Little Occam, battered and torn by the storm in the night. Where is it taking Sapphire Melody?  And will the morning bring relative safety and comfort to our heroes?

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Episode 115 – Shovel Nap

  • February 29, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/Zr0EzAcTC5Y/115ShovelNap.mp3

Another adventure complete! Time to divy out the treasure, and head home for a round of relaxation and rest. Home is where you lie your head, where nothing hides in the corners of your eyes, waiting for them to close. That would be ridiculous!

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Episode 114 – Hope Beyond Hope

  • February 22, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/fKbJVT3pjJc/114HopeBeyondHope.mp3

Explosives ready, and finger hovering over the button, it looks like Pegasus and Sapphire have run out of time! How can they possibly keep the house from being turned to splinters?!

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Episode 113 – Mad Dash

  • February 15, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/YH5AJTrERkw/113MadDash.mp3

Never not be running! The team rushes to plant the bombs, but the constant assaults on them have begun to take it’s tole. Meanwhile, Pegasus needs to make a decision, exactly what is he willing to risk to do the right thing? What is he willing to do?

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Episode 112 – Desk Chucking

  • February 8, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/fiW9P1jFLr0/112DeskChucking.mp3

Pegasus and Sapphire drag their employer into the haunted house, hoping beyond hope that they can find a way to fix everything. But can they find a solution before the others finish traversing the hellscape of the cellar, and set the house to blow?!

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Episode 111 – A Better Way

  • February 1, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/HChyH5wMjHY/111ABetterWay.mp3

Our players head quickly back to the haunted manor, armed with explosives and determination, ready to end this nightmare once and for all. But Pegasus just can’t accept these dire circumstances, and tries to find another solution.

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Episode 110 – Ghost Science

  • January 25, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/5-WNuxCJETM/110GhostScience.mp3

The debate rages; will our heroes destroy this ancient elven manor to rescue it’s new inhabitants, or preserve it? What black market dealings, what shady methods will they have to turn to, just to do the right thing?

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Episode 109 – RiddleTown

  • January 18, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/HZfxNphdqM4/109RiddleTown.mp3

Dweezil is taught some important lessons about respecting others during courtship, and our heroes attempt to ask questions from the worst fantasy source: a magical beast that talks only in riddles.

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Episode 108 – Retroactive Blindness

  • January 11, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/av_FPg1Sjz8/108RetroactiveBlindness.mp3

Shira Snow has only few moments to question the head bursar before her crew bursts in and stomps all over everything (including the head bursar), and inform her that they actually have a plan.

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Episode 107 – RMPSCD

  • January 4, 2016
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/NDbJ26GiT0w/107RMPSCD.mp3

The lightning fast minds of the new Dream Team scramble to find the most effective way to salvage their heist, as the others attempt to find the best way to squeeze a librarian for information.

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Episode 106 – Fleshy Gelato

  • December 28, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/ue1_EeE066U/106FleshyGelato.mp3

The realization that events are beginning to move away from their control hits the players, and they scramble to form some kind of concrete plan. Will this desperation lead to success or just more petty vandalism and theft?

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Episode 105 – Sheila

  • December 21, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/35YjRU5QoPg/105Sheila.mp3

And so our heroes venture forth to the north and south, to thwart their rivals from entering Sielle Manor and to be very rude in a private library.

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Episode 104 – Flavour Vandalism

  • December 14, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/WWQm6Y9VOx8/104FlavourVandalism.mp3

In true, altruistic, heroic fashion (and not because they’re terminally afraid of contracts and paper) the players turn down Sveaskog’s form, and begin an investigation. Because if there’s one thing they love, it’s solving puzzles and finding the truth!

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Episode 103 – Ghost of Alcoholism

  • December 7, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/GMAX0eSDD_k/103GhostOfAlcoholism.mp3

The confrontation with Lord Sveaskog is on! But can our player’s suss out the truth under the ever present gaze of the much-more-virtuous Dawn’s Knights? Or will they be forced to murder random completely innocent employee’s of the estate?

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Episode 102 – Die Please

  • November 30, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/ZWa9UPg0Ers/102DiePlease.mp3

Leaving the strange, quiet, gross halls of Sielle Manor, our players exit back into the normal world. Will they work together with their rivals to accomplish good deeds, or will their own inability to not bend and break the law be their undoing?

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Episode 101 – Angry Man-Dogs

  • November 23, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/C9K4XMbyHWw/101AngryManDogs.mp3

What’s in the basement forest? A strange portal? More monsters? Friendly faces? Perhaps even the truth, and with it even more questions. Hopefully they don’t just light a basement filled with wood on fire.

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Episode 100 – Shooby Doo Wop

  • November 16, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/UphPcIj6ViA/100ShoobyDooWop.mp3

Our heroes push further into the nightmarish heart of what was once a proud manor, and attempt to decipher the means needed to access a secret room deep within an old fire pit. Someone is waiting for them down there in the dark.

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Episode 99 – The ManOffening

  • November 9, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/LyzcDjbEcT0/99TheManOffening.mp3

Once again. two burly men square off, bulging and scowling. Will Ragna maintain his man-streak, or will Uncle Morty break the chain? No matter what happens, there’s gonna be a lot of unintelligible screaming and roaring.

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Episode 98 – Finger Lickin

  • November 2, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/Q2Q9yChj5qo/98FingerLickin.mp3

It’s time for experiments! Time to play with severed fingers, shifting columns of meat, living barriers, and a single page of names.

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Episode 97 – Recommending Myself

  • October 26, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/J3goSNzoy68/97RecommendingMyself.mp3

Our heroes reunite even deeper within the strange confines of the Sielle Manor, and slowly the mystery of it’s previous inhabitants begins to unravel. But what about it’s current guests?

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Episode 96 – Dead Ghosts

  • October 19, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/w0PW0Mf6G_Y/96DeadGhosts.mp3

Except for one or two moments of sheer, unrelenting terror, or players have managed to proceed in a mostly calm manner. But what happens when some people are determined to punch dogs in the face, come what what? Can the re-united dream team last longer that 10 minutes without imploding?

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Episode 95 – The Void

  • October 5, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/FgHEa00Kfxw/95TheVoid.mp3

Our heroes retreat from the forest into the adjacent rooms, but find they contain more than hints of a dark past. While they may appear to be mundane bedrooms, they each contain something strange. And of course the best reaction to something strange is to stick your face in it!

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Episode 94 – Under The Bed

  • September 28, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/3oQ7tjpM-Vc/94UnderTheBed.mp3

The adventure moves out into the strange forest, a noisey, secretive place of dark pockets and low animal murmurs. How long will the quiet tension hold, before the wild looses it’s dangers on the players?

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Episode 93 – Wet Paint

  • September 21, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/HhVY0B56z2w/93WetPaint.mp3

And so the players meet their new rivals, and rush to complete the job before they can be stopped. Visits from grandma, very large locks, and copious amounts of semi-congealed fat await them in the hills of adventure!

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Episode 92 – Chicken Soup

  • September 14, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/q54kkrAf9LE/92ChickenSoup.mp3

The “heroes” decide to head home and call their vacation off before they destroy another hospital, electing instead to choose another job and head out to meet their employer.

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Episode 91 – Non-Lethal

  • September 7, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/KvppxbtsKMc/91NonLethal.mp3

The stonemover is mere feet from a paper-thin hospital filled with mind-controlled, injured innocents who battle our heroes alongside a shadowy assassin who appears invincible! Maybe next time the players will take the day off at the beach instead.

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Episode 90 – Try Pushing Buttons

  • August 31, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/UHtBiJG76P8/90TryPushingButtons.mp3

Bringing a semi-king back to life is difficult, as the player’s quickly realize talking to the medic of Mafic Road! The ingredients to nullify the poison are both rare and questionable, and powerful foes stand between them and their goal.

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Episode 89 – Pun Workshop

  • August 24, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/o881fADw7Xw/89PunWorkshop.mp3

Extended falling sequences, battles with Days of the Week, and dealing with irate ER doctors. Today really isn’t turning out to be a relaxing day off for our heroes.

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Episode 88 – Jump To Your Death

  • August 17, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/lGArBZqUHIQ/88JumpToYourDeath.mp3

Our player’s decide a semi-dead gnome lord is too pressing a problem to ignore any longer, and journey to Mafic Road in search of truth.

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Episode 87 – Treating People with Respect

  • August 10, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/2vaKKvDEgTs/87TreatingPeopleWithRespect.mp3

No matter how far we come, we’ll never forget our roots. And those roots are shopping. The players need to buy some specialty equipment, and maybe even return to a quiet old building by the lake.

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Episode 86 – GarbageMan

  • August 3, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/AVVOHSaoDwM/86Garbageman.mp3

Our heroes decide their to-do list might be building up little bit. Better take a quick break from proper jobs for a little torture.

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Episode 85 – Instant Heat

  • July 27, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/2pWDmpSOcxI/85InstantHeat.mp3

The player’s gather at HQ to select their next adventure, but before they can get to work Crim asks them to run a quick errand. What, or maybe who, is waiting for them?

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Episode 84 – No Gurls Allowed

  • July 20, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/jey4k5UvOQQ/84NoGurlsAllowed.mp3

Ragna finishes dealing with an over-zealous Shira in the night, before a new dawn breaks, and our players set out for another day’s labor.

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Episode 83 – Midnight Train

  • July 13, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/z0qF53nL2hI/83MidnightTrain.mp3

Crispin thinks he can go home and get some sleep, but he’ll soon learn that in Atla the night is for secret magics, debauchery, whispered truths, and quiet adventure.

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Episode 82 – Home Sweet Home

  • July 6, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/nRJhksrk1_Y/82HomeSweetHome.mp3

Finally, the question of the Copperpot family is (mostly) answered, and it’s time for the player’s to return home to their entirely not-threatening homes to rest peacefully for the night.

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Episode 81 – Gettin Paid

  • June 29, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/6GUyaduLlyE/81GettinPaid.mp3

Our heroes despair, how can they save those changelings left? The problem of children without bodies seems an impossible one, and the players decide to seek counsel from Pal on what to do next.

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Episode 80 – We’ve Gone Too Far

  • June 22, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/UreRQjBoc2E/80WeveGoneTooFar.mp3

Before our heroes can reap their reward, they need to act on what they know. Who’s a changeling? Who isn’t? The only sure thing is that once the players make a choice, there’s no going back.

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Episode 79 – Save The Dress

  • June 15, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/yB7Yv2bW3ns/79SaveTheDress.mp3

Our heroes realize it might not have been the best idea to enter a magically sealed building that’s filled with only fire, monsters and civilians who require rescuing. Can they get out unscathed? Will they rescue the Copperpots? Will Shira’s only dress survive?!

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Episode 78 – Abandon Ship

  • June 8, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/pjiv_r2GLgA/78AbandonShip.mp3

Amidst the smokey green void that was once a family home, our heroes are faced suddenly with the true danger of this disaster. Can they make it out alive and intact, and still rescue the Copperpot family? Or is that too much to hope for in the midst of such a situation?

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Episode 77 – Flamingo Guitar

  • June 1, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/do1SSGG6yDE/77FlamingoGuitar.mp3

The Coppershine Estate burns under the dusk with the Copperpot family inside. Can the players make it to them safely in time, or will a shadowy figure in the crowd doom them all?

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Episode 76 – Mann Trouble

  • May 25, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/VjVzuFHeVRc/76MannTrouble.mp3

Having narrowly escaped death and paperwork, the team meets to infiltrate the nigh-impregnable home of Derek Murphy. Maybe they’ll find themselves one step closer to the truth, though the fateful hour of the party looms nearer than they’d like.

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Episode 75 – Safety Net

  • May 18, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/IZidNJkkp3I/75SafetyNet.mp3

The new and improved Dream Team head into the Eye of The Basin. Can they the secrets inside, or will they be destroyed by their own hatred of puzzles? And can Dweezil solve the puzzle that is the Happy Sunshine Orphanage?

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Episode 74 – Tapas Break

  • May 11, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/DCUs0Hs1Hkw/74TapasBreak.mp3

Our heroes search The Basin for Senjer’s secret lab, but nothing’s ever that simple. No one seems to have heard of “The Eye”, they’re being followed by a mysterious cloaked figure, and Dweezil just can’t find a good tapas place anywhere.

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Episode 73 – Healing Potion

  • May 4, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/ekbdQvsP3qA/73HealingPotion.mp3

Our heroes head for The Basin, the darkened shadow of the Lower Bailey. Will even their first moment among it’s folds change them irreparably?

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Episode 72 – Doctor Doctor

  • April 28, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/n3-q4Zai6A8/72DoctorDoctor.mp3

Our heroes decide to go deeper. While one team deals with the Night Machine, the others look deeper into Robespierre’s murder and Lord Copperpots charity. But can so many mysteries be solved at once, and what will it cost them to find the truth?

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Episode 71 – Stab Friends Everyday

  • April 20, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/tghw-nJRwdc/71StabFriendsEveryday.mp3

While the main group of our heroes decides on their action, Shira and Lee Bronne hear something strange and go investigate. Can they get along for just enough time to search the house?

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Pretend Adventures 1 – Everyone Is John

  • April 16, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/lppRahUncmw/1PretendAdventures.mp3

Bonus One Shot! In this episode, we try out the free-form roleplaying game Everyone Is John, in which the players make up the obsessive myriad personalities of an insane narcoleptic.

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Episode 70 – Home Renovation

  • April 13, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/bJVGfLqxi7U/70HomeRenovation.mp3

Is lighting a building on fire enough? Of course not! There’re far more ways to ruin a home than just fire, let’s have the player’s demonstrate on Ragna’s home!

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Episode 69 – Click

  • April 6, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/D0HiUEblzts/69Click.mp3

It’s time to get naked! The players assure me it’s for purely tactical reasons, that it’s all bussiness. What truth may come to light, when it’s all laid bare?

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Episode 68 – Secret Victory

  • March 30, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/aR3oifdOVZ4/68SecretVictory.mp3

Our heroes decide to go have a “chat” with Lord Copperpot, while the Dream Team heads back to Little Occam, just to make sure everything’s okay. What could possibly go wrong?

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Episode 67 – Pork and Clams

  • March 23, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/vC5Y2uIY8xE/67PorkAndClams.mp3

Everyone finally meets up and they’re all carrying bodies! Some living, some dead, some maybe soon to be dead? Will heroism win out in the end, or will the players plunge further into the depths of villainy.

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Episode 66 – Kill The Dead

  • March 16, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/c7cFR4QvCsw/66KillTheDead.mp3

With the comatose body of Robespierre in tow, four of our heroes head towards HQ. But Lee Bronne and Melody have other plans. Dark plans.

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Episode 65 – The Crow’s Nest

  • March 9, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/hwl68_c6Pg8/65TheCrowsNest.mp3

The group splits up, each pursuing a different mystery. The Night Machine, Robespierre’s Death, and the titular Crow’s Nest. What will they find?!

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Episode 64 – Shellfish Allergy

  • March 2, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/87CDMhxSUKQ/64ShellfishAllergy.mp3

Our remaining heroes awaken groggily to the morning, but the ghosts of the past refuse to disappear. Old questions yield new answers, and with them, new problems.

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Episode 63 – Melontini

  • February 23, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/K6aIsoRwfI8/63Melontini.mp3

The players wake from their not-so-peaceful slumber to the next day, but Lee Bronne and Melody continue their hunt  for their elusive and deadly prey.

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Episode 62 – Blood Adventure

  • February 16, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/Y2YECbf-bq8/62BloodAdventure.mp3

Our heroes head home, tired after a long day of troubleshooting. But the day isn’t over yet, as Lee Bronne and Sapphire Melody head out into the night, hunting for their rivals.

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Episode 61 – War Bongos

  • February 9, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/G90arcbSt_0/61WarBongos.mp3

And so the players have been caught in Jacker’s trap. Will they make it out? Can they make it out?! Or will they lie trapped in the sub-basement until their peaches and pickles run out?

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Episode 60 – Bug Out

  • February 2, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/laV5W1XWawE/60BugOut.mp3

The players try to end their fight with The Midwife without getting turned to meat chunks. But perhaps it’s not the monster they should fear, but something else entirely!

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Episode 59 – Midwife Wrestling

  • January 26, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/plsKRzMuT7Q/59MidwifeWrestling.mp3

With a few final questions for Moorchild, and some theorizing as to the nature of the mangrove mystery, our heroes set out to do battle with the terrifying monster that lurks so very close. Can they be victorious?!

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Episode 58 – Second Hand Revelation

  • January 19, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/rq7zQJpWFFA/58SecondHandRevelation.mp3

Amidst the floating mangrove islands, the truth will be found. What are the dolls? What’s that bird thing? Who are the crab people?!

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Episode 57 – Jar of Peaches

  • January 12, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/TR6geA501EM/57JarOfPeaches.mp3

Underneath the Coppershine Estate lies a wonderland, but is this a happy place, or does danger lurk just barely under it’s brightly coloured exterior?

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Episode 56 – Darktime

  • January 5, 2015
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/L-q-Dc2pguw/56Darktime.mp3

Our heroes attempt to corner their prey, and then, it’s time to discover what secrets this house truly holds. What truths will our players learn in the depths of night?

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Episode 55 – So Graceful

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  • December 29, 2014
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PretendWizards/~5/XMHDvOVAn3Q/55SoGraceful.mp3

Get that sniper! The heroes chase after their unknown assailant, bring axe and magical fire to bear down on the villian. Meanwhile, Melody attempts to babysit Cyprus.

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